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# 30 Latest Happy Birthday Wishes For Whatsapp & Facebook

Today everyone knows a word like a birthday because nowadays the birthday is celebrated at home, people enjoy it in their own way. You can organize a birthday party, cocktail party, eat various dishes and even send them birthday wishes. The person is very lucky, whose birthday is made with great pomp, birthday is the day on which the person is born. Today we have brought some birthday wishes to you, which you can read and send to your friend and relative. This will strengthen the relationship between you two. So, below are the birthday wishes in English.

Funny Birthday Wishes:

The birthday day brings happiness for the person who has a birthday, we make everyone’s birthday in our house too, so that the person who believes in birth is happy and on this day we see him a lot. If one of your dear and dear is more than a year old, then it is the best time to do something interesting for him. So, below are some special birthday wishes and happy bday wishes that you can share on Facebook, WhatsApp, or wherever you want.

funny happy birthday wishes

  1. You have officially gotten past of the teenage years. Its time to be mature and stop expecting birthday gifts from people. Happy Birthday!

  2. You have been here for a long time, perhaps since the age of the cave people. No wonder why you are so backdated. Happy Birthday!

  3. It’s a very good day to identify all the liars around you. Don’t get fooled by the one that tells you are still young and beautiful. Happy Birthday

  4. Whatever doesn’t kill you, makes you older and uglier. Yes, that’s life my dear. Don’t be fooled by the illusions. Happy Birthday!

  5. There’s no shame in thinking like a teenage boy when you are old as the hills. Wishing you a Happy Birthday. May you live long!

  6. There’s nothing to be worried about getting old. Look at you, you are old and still doing great. Happy Birthday dear oldy.

  7. You have been alive for so many years and all you have gained in life is a big fat belly. That’s a big achievement for the loser. Happy Birthday!

  8. A man is as big as his imagination and as old as his age. True for you. Happy Birthday dear. I’m glad that you still have your teeth.

  9. I wish some people would stop wasting things. Just like you. You are wasting space on the earth and certainly wasting the time of others. Happy Birthday!

  10. Another delicious cake is going to be wasted today for the birthday of a useless person whose existence in this world makes no difference at all. Happy Birthday to that person!

  11. Today, anyone not mentioning in their wishes that you have gotten old and ugly, is a liar. Anyway, Happy Birthday dear, you are aging beautifully each year!

  12. Even if I was smoking cracks, I would still see the sign of aging on your face. How could anyone not notice that? Happy Birthday dear but you have to accept the truth!

  13. Have you ever thought what a stupid douchebag you were when we were kids? Guess what, you haven’t changed at all. Happy Birthday!

  14. If you are good at something, don’t do it for free. And if you are good at nothing, just shut up and don’t ask for a gift. Happy Birthday!

  15. A guy texts you on your phone, wishes you a Happy Birthday and next day, you think he’s gonna buy you some gifts? No, he is the one asking for a treat. Happy Birthday!

  16. Hey, can you blow out all these candles by yourself or should I call our local fire department to help you in this regard.

  17. See how many candles on your cake. You’ll have to blow them out only by sniffing. Ha ha!

  18. Hey, no matter how old have you become today, just make sure that you don’t forget that where you kept the car keys. Good luck!

  19. I haven’t brought any cake for you. Because I know you love this bottle of champagne more. Happy birthday.

  20. There are plenty of years that I can remember for those history classes in our schools. But, the bad news is I can’t remember your birth date as it wasn’t on our course. May be I’m late, but happy birthday.

top birthday wishes

  1. It’s getting tougher to see the cake due to the candles over it. Can you remember those days when you had only a few candles on it. Happy birthday.

  2. It feels great when your loved ones wish you the ways you wanted to be wished for this special day. Enjoy!!

  3. Hope someday you’ll enjoy a delicious cake without any tooth.

  4. Last week during the fire on that candle factory we all sang the song – “Happy birthday” to celebrate your birthday.

  5. You must be feeling good, because you look fifty, though you are sixty today. Happy birthday.

  6. The saddest truth of life is that some people get older without being wiser. You remind me of those unfortunate people. Happy Birthday!

  7. Friends like you makes me feel younger and more handsome. I wish you have two birthdays a year so you get older twice as fast as me. Happy Birthday!

  8. Everyone grows old but not everyone can grow wise. Don’t be sad my friend. Not everyone needs wisdom too. Happy Birthday!

  9. You’ll look great even when you have no teeth just like you are doing pretty well even without a brain. Happy Birthday my friend!

  10. I’m pretty sure you are missing your childhood so much. That’s exactly what people do when they get old. Happy Birthday!

  11. Some people are old, some are beautiful and some are both. You are not old enough to be called ‘old’ and certainly not good looking enough to be called ‘beautiful. Happy Birthday!

  12. I have prepared your birthday cake and then called the fire department to blow out the candles on your cake.

  13. One more year added now, so it’s better to remain over the ground rather than remaining under that. Wishing you a happy birthday.

  14. You are gradually getting to the top of the hill. It’s better than being buried under it.

  15. So, it’s another birthday with you. Statistics prove that those who have earned more birthdays, have lived the longest life in the earth.

  16. People often compare birthdays with boogers. Because, with the increase of its number, people find breathing harder.

  17. No one will stop tonight from eating your favorite items. I wish you a happiest birthday ever.

  18. So, you are still younger than the age you will be on the next birthday. Have a special celebration.

  19. Another year has gone, but that doesn’t mean you’ve become wiser.

  20. The nature has kept this day special because you are permitted to eat as much cake as you can.

new birthday wishes

  1. The room is getting hotter, please blow the candles before your room gets on fire.

  2. It’s cold out there, but I feel much warm for your candles. How hot your birthday is.

  3. Too many birthday means, you are getting closer to death. It’s scientifically proven, not my own words.

  4. Hey, though it’s older, but yet it’s not better yet. Have a wonderful birthday.

  5. Too many candles on the cake means you are getting older too fast.

  6. Who could say that we are related? Just joking of course, I want to say happy birthday cousin and all the best on this special day.

  7. Though science says that people starts losing their memory at the age of 41, but for you we can only hope. Ha ha!

  8. Can you remember those young, healthy and colorful days of our young age? It’s always feels awesome when you can recall all those memories.

  9. Your next all birthday compliments will include these words “for your age”. It’s sad, but there is no way you can skip it.

  10. If your candles cost more than your cake, then definitely you are getting older.

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